Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
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I saw this police officer showing his blue guilt on social media when he felt compelled to publicly state that he isn’t like an officer that committed a crime.
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Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
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beyond gullible, extremely uneducated regarding the streets as well as the rules associated.
in complete unawareness in the mist of extreme danger.
beyond gullible, extremely uneducated regarding the streets as well as the rules associated.
in complete unawareness in the mist of extreme danger.
guys like travis hunter aint even green, they yellowish blue.
look at the fish floundering all yellowish blue
look at the fish floundering all yellowish blue
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I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.
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