turjey fart

A MOTHERFUCKING SHITFACE OF A PERSON

mARK WAS SUCH TURJEY FART

by MARKFASHFQEOIRUGH December 1, 2017

Fart

A gas that creates a funny sound and comes out your ass

David It smells bad

Chris I farted

by Boogereater69 September 2, 2020

fart

fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.

ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!

by i love eating poop November 1, 2021

the elephant fart

When you are about to nut in her ass and she farts all over your waist, the sound will resemble a fart of a wild African elephant.

I pounded her ass with my dick so hard that she made "the elephant fart"

by dirty shrek123 June 8, 2018

A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.

I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.

by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022

fart nuggets

what happens when you have to poop really badly but you have to hold it in.

shoot man these fart nuggets are crazy, i got to go so bad bro

by avabava December 18, 2024

meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.

I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮

by [e-mail] December 21, 2022