Double sausage

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

by Doublesausagequeen December 26, 2019

Double Dipping

The act of inserting your penis into the vagina, then into the butthole, and back into the vagina thus causing major sexually transmitted diseases.

Dude, you should have seen it last night. I was Double Dipping in Nick's mom so hard last night! I hope she doesn't catch anything.

by fetusandbars April 10, 2015

Dirty Double Sanders

This is an intimate act involving 2 or more people.

One or more people needs to dress up as Bernie Sanders.

KFC food needs to be consumed.

Amongst the Bernie impressions and chicken grease, love is made and shared between those present.

Think of it as an orgy with secret herbs and spices!

"Hey man how was your weekend?"

"I'll tell ya man, I hooked up with that new freaky girl! Instead of going out to eat she requested that we do a Dirty Double Sanders at her place"

"My man!"

by Dirty Dandee May 25, 2025

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021

double-cannot

When you cannot do something twice

When you cannot do something twice, it needs to be the SAME thing like: I double-cannot do something explosive in my house because it will destroy my house!!!

by ...a...b...c...d...e...f...g December 29, 2021

blast double

A term used in wrestling, when a double leg is hit extremely hard.

you fucking commie bastard, i'm gonna blast double the shit out of you.

by hk2k17 January 27, 2017

Double Cump Back Whale

When two Bros DP a {Hump Back Whale} and during her ass arch, they projectile ejaculate up and over that phatt ass onto her back while moaning like a whale

So after we slayed in the rink, Riley and I gave this phatttt bitch a Double Cump back whale, and let's just say we had to use a lot of paper after that one.

by Hweems July 9, 2020