ur mom

used to insult ur friends, but be careful the victims mom might be dead.

"ur mom" ".. is dead, I know" "um, ur dad" " also dead" " yeesh ur life is sad, slay ig"

by deadbutIMalive November 24, 2022

Your mom

Anyone who says is a real big old person

Your mom

by BIG JIM AND I MEAN BIG December 18, 2021

ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by Numnum√ May 8, 2018

your mom is gay

no u

no your mom is gay

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021

Mom

Knows all, sees all, and ignores all

Neighbor kid hits me but I have a Mom.

by Meth teacher May 13, 2022

Ur Mom

somebody being very obnoxious and replying with two words.

Matthew: Hey what's up!
Francene: Ur Mom

by urmom1111111111111111111111111 August 9, 2018

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023