Scene-Head

Much like a scene kid, but in a metal context. They have a tendency towards hating anything that becomes known and tend to spend more time judging and categorizing bands then actually listening to them. These strange creatures have a natural tendency towards hypocrisy that shows through fairly quickly when something is coined 'un-metal'. They also believe that their opinions are law and that if they declare something as 'crap' it is automatically 'not metal'. Experts theorize that these people are a lot less interested in the music then they are in appearing to be 'unique' and 'heavier' then everyone else. Though more usually they just piss off all the true metal-heads.

Guy 1: "Trivium is f*****g crap, they're not metal at all, same goes for Machine Head"

Guy 2: "Well, they're not punk, they're not hard-rock, they're not pop, they're not techno, what the f**k are they?"

Guy 1: "They're s**t"

Guy 2: "that's not a genre you scene-head, how about you have juice and a nap, stick a tampon in and quit your f*****g crying and just listen to it"

by metalequalswin September 7, 2009

Pod Head

Someone who exhbits a strong dependency on their i-pod and are constantly updating and/or wearing and listening to it.

Since I bought the new 8GB video, I've become a total pod head!

by rax January 17, 2008

Baboon Head

a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair

dude he has a right baboon head

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

Slap-head

Usually Someone Who Has An Egghead (Head Shaped Like An Egg)
They Are Very Stupid And Non-intellectual Or The Complete Opposite Some See Them As Nerds
Most Of The Time There Heads Are Very Shiny And Round

Slap-Head

by x Jack x February 9, 2009

head crabs

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

by Cilantro March 13, 2009

hyphy head

Someone who is drunk or high; usually acting like a doofus or booftard.

Last night, as you rolled in the mud, you were being a hyphy head.

by GTOWN HYPHY NATION October 22, 2008

pot head

a kid who smokes weed 3 times because his gf broke up with him and wants to do it more because he thinks it makes him seem cool and thinks he's a beast cuz he got eye drops from a shit rite aid

We just chilled… we're pot heads

by Tessa davis January 19, 2016