Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Jack Knife

When you’re fucking a girl and your dick slips out and you try to go in and it hits against the pussy

I was fucking this bitch last night and I jack knifed her

by WeDalt dlril June 12, 2024

Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 23, 2020

Jack Roll

A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.

I sure am hungry for a jack roll right now!
What kind of cheese is inside that jack roll?

by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017

Jack

Big foot, slender guy with a humongous nob

You know Jack is packing

by 5God November 22, 2021

jack

Likes to cause drama and hates his friends

fuck jack

by egg124 March 8, 2020