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Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.
Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….
by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025
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Faggot Fart 69 Licker

*fart* WAS THAT A FAGGOT FART 69 LICKER??????
by MrCorrupto January 12, 2025
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fart

a loud noise that will come out of ur booty hole and into the air that leaves people Wondering why u did what u did
Peppa: *farts*

Angie: WHY THE HELL WOULD U DO THAT !!!!!!
Peppa: *farts again and again*

Angie: *dies like actually*
by Lauren the fat bitch:) October 19, 2019
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Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.
Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*
by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019
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Fart nugget

When you fart so hard a nugget comes out
Oh man, I just fart nugget 6 times today
by Justin the fart nugget king October 20, 2019
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Fart

A hazardous gas that comes out of your butt hole. It’s smells Terribly bad!
Girl 1: I farted

Girl 2: *drops dead on the ground and dies*
by SamBoBamBo October 24, 2019
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fart-up

When you clinch your anus so tightly gas has to retreat within the intestines.
Anna was speaking with a customer that was unaware of her uncomfortable fart-up taking place.
by SweetPotatoCakes October 27, 2019
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