My mom

A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.

"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man

by Awesome Bloxy March 7, 2022

Ur mom

The hottest person on the planet

“Bro ur mom is so hot”

by user60965784 March 7, 2022

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

mom

that bitch who u saw at birth

mom give me milky

by zaddyslilslut May 14, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

by Birby<3 May 16, 2021