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kid rich

when you have under 1000 bucks
"yo bro i got 100 bucks for my bday! im kid rich!"
by Xintoxツ August 21, 2023
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Kid Cloud

When you gargle the cum just too much and you cough the churned cumcheese-halfkids in his pukes.
Man! Why the hell did you kid cloud in my pukes?! I just trimmed these lil dudes!
by Shadyelms October 11, 2021
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Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
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Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children
That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.
by Chknjeep August 13, 2015
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Fortnite kid

Mostly used to define a very young person's personality. A fortnite kid will always complain and cry after losing in any game. Even though their name is "fortnite kids", they don't have to play fortnite to be called that, as long as they have the personality of a fortnite kid.
They often refer to their opponent as "kid" or "trash", especially when they are about to lose the game.
Person 1: *loses against Person 2*

Person 1: "You are so ez. I would beat you in any other game, this one is for dumb people. Go cry, kid"

Person 2: "Damn you are such a toxic crybaby. Must be a fortnite kid"
by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022
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Kid

A kid is a person who likes to sit alone with the door closed and play fortnite it Minecraft and constantly screaming GREY TAC. And does not rat brussel sprouts or broccoli for shit!
Random guy in alley way: "Hey kid you looking for your candy" well I got it and get in my car" kid:"sorry I only accept ps4's and sound proof rooms "
by Random_guy_u_don't_know November 15, 2019
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kid cop

A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.
"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"
by moneymusicmarijuana April 1, 2015
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