corpse cock

the pale, decomposed penis of a goth rock icon, or merely a goth groupie. the penis exists in a constant state of rigor mortis.

The rave was a real blast until Darien stirred the punch with his corpse cock.

The serene porcelain white of Marilyn Manson's corpse cock is only surpassed by that of his boo balls.

by cimg November 14, 2007

cock-flock

A host of male clubbers too gay to travel with female accompaniment.

"Hah, I'll bet that cock-flock will settle for a circle-jerk when they realize they're more pussy than those fat-crotched senioritas over there!"

by horticulture_steve January 1, 2008

Cock-Slapper

Verb. A term used commonly for someone who whacks their cocks against aother people frequently.

"Billy is such as Cock-Slapper, he whacked me so fuckin hard i have a cockmark on my face.

by pissfuck April 9, 2009

Cock Funk

Similar to ball funk, however, all of the bits of dead skin and pubic hair collect on ones penis.

"Hey, you got any baby wipes? I need to clean up my cock funk."

by [Kira] December 15, 2008

bagged cock

a cock in a condom

i had a bagged cock after she put a condom on me

by nb09 January 31, 2009

Cock Block

Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action.

Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)

Noun and a Verb....

Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes."

Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."

by HyperWake777 March 30, 2009

Cock grip

When a female has a very strong grip during a hand shake. The first thing that runs through your mind is that hand on your cock.

Dude 1: Did you meet the new girl Jenna?
Dude 2: Yep, that is one fine cock grip!
Dude 1: After we shook hands I went to the can a did a real quick pull and blow.
Dude 2: Word.

by Moh Yella May 25, 2014