Definitions by horticulture_steve

jock-bonk 

A sex-position performed, perhaps exclusively by heterosexual couples, when the male clutches his partner by the respective butt-cheeks to command the rhythm of thrusting. Typically, the female's arms are wrapped around her partner's neck or head as if she were transporting a pumpkin.

Dave: "Fuck, my fucking arms KILL! Can you copy these notes for me?"
Jerry: "Carpal tunnel syndrome?"
Dave: "Naw ... I jock-bonked Stacy all night last night."
Jerry and Dave: "Hahahahahahahahahaha"

jock-bonk by horticulture_steve January 2, 2008

cock-flock 

A host of male clubbers too gay to travel with female accompaniment.

"Hah, I'll bet that cock-flock will settle for a circle-jerk when they realize they're more pussy than those fat-crotched senioritas over there!"

cock-flock by horticulture_steve January 1, 2008