HOT!
by The cool mom February 28, 2023
Get the Your mommug. Your birth giver, and the woman who loves u more than anything and who you love just as much. She’s done lots for you that you don’t know about. So if your mom is their go give her a hug and tell her you love her!
Person 1: I love my mom, she the best!
Person 2: ya she’s rad, but my mom is the best
Person 1: no mine is
Person 3: ALL MOMS ARE!!
Person 2: ya she’s rad, but my mom is the best
Person 1: no mine is
Person 3: ALL MOMS ARE!!
by Demonic_Candy August 14, 2020
Get the Mommug. the hottest sexyiest pedo anyone has met she cums at the site of year 13s and will beat you up if you cant make her cum she has fucked everyone in school and loves to be fingered
i did Guglielmo's mom
by Jizz kalifa January 16, 2023
Get the Guglielmo's mommug. The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!
Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)
Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!
Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)
Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
by The40sand60sfan August 23, 2023
Get the Soccer Mommug. A term coined by Isaacwhy and Softwilly (on YouTube) that essentially asks if the person speaking would swear to what they’re saying on their mother.
“Dude, I just took a massive shit, a whole 15 inches in circumference, but I failed to clog the toilet”
“On mom?”
“On mom?”
by Giggleshitter1019 May 12, 2025
Get the On Mom?mug. 
One of those moms that wakes up all happy ready to start there day making breakfast for there kids n driving them to school
by Mia.villeee January 17, 2017
Get the morning mommug.