Guinness fart

A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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whart the fart

A natural continuation to saying "whart". Like what the fuck but it's no longer about fucking, it's about farting.
Diego: Last night three separate people asked me if I was interested in a threesome.
Diane: Whart the fart?
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UrBan Fart

The act of Farting on a Memecoin Trader
I was trading last night and my girl pulled a UrBan Fart on my face.
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Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out
Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed
by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022
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Iowa lemon fart

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner
Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez
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Fart shivers

A side effect of when it's super cold outside and you are trying to detox.
The day after Halloween, Mitch got the fart shivers from cutting candy cold turkey.
by Learned Medical Doctor November 1, 2017
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Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.
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