Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023

bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.

Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL

by Watchinfool December 14, 2023

Hard-Timing

Prison term that describes an inmate that concerns themself with things that are out of their control; making their prison sentence alot harder than it is

Chris: Mike is always worried about shit that he can't control.

Alex: Yea, Mike is always "hard-timing."

by Pharmacyboy101 December 14, 2023

Tommy Time

When headed to the range, this individual “Tommy” is usually sleeping or slow to gather his things. Resulting in mates being annoyed or distressed.

I told you he’s on Tommy Time, we’ll be lucky to get to the range and shoot by 3!

by Jesus-juice December 15, 2023

Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

by Camille12 April 5, 2023

Part-Time Thot

When a girl stops her thot activities for a month such as the holy month of Ramadan but then resumes to being a thot after.

Me: You fasting and not having sex this whole Ramadan?

Her: Yea but after it’s over I’m a thot just not this month

Me: You a mf part-time thot

by I eat my cereal with a fork April 9, 2023

Soft Boi Time

tiwbh stermaer :D

Person 1 - I watch Soft Boi Time
Person 2 - who even is that?!

by anonymous April 17, 2023