unionville girls

Sheltered little girls who think if they go "party" (which really means passing out in a bathroom, throwing up all over the place, or getting into fights with your so-called "friends")then they're cool. Ignorant people who don't understand that other people with not as much money as they have may not deserve being poor: they don't realize that many people are put into circumstances beyond their control where it is close to impossible to make a decent living. Girls that, if they themselves had not been blessed with financially responsible parents, would have realized the situation of poverty in America and actually been inspired to do something about it. They're "smart", but in the book way, and a lot of them work their asses off to succeed in school. They're not better than anyone, even though they may think they are. They're no better than, god forbid, the (gasp) ghetto people! They've just been put into better circumstances.

"So you're a Unionville Girl? So that means you're a rich whore, right?"~Any Kennett Person

by literate_and_informed January 30, 2005

boat girl

a girl that smokes meth on foil.

hey there boat girl,hows your buddy stem and reynolds doin.

by foiled again June 28, 2004

girl squirt

When a girl gets home from school without farting all day and the sit on the toilet and have wet farts and squirt dieria in the toilet bowl in enormous relieve

*friend1* what did u do yesterday Sarah?
*Friend2* I went home and had a intense girl squirt

by hollisTer CHic July 9, 2007

Poo Girl

A creature of sort supposedly from London but no one is 100% sure of the origin. This creature is nocturnal and preys on either sex. It can be spotted around the Cheltenham or London area and has two very distinct mating calls. "Jenner, let me in ya cants" or "Japanese movies". Poo girl is also a master of deception. Her voice and physical apperance leads you to believe that she is in fact, a male. This technique draws in the curious young unknowing male and she strikes before the young buck realises. INSTANT DEATH!

Other key facts include the constant farting and its poorly kept hair. Has been mistaken for Bigfoot.

It's 4 in the morning in the peaceful town of Cheltenham, everyone is fast asleep, then suddenly...
poo girl: "Oi, Jenner let me in ya caaaannnnntttsss!"
A small cry from someone arises, "Don't do it Jenner."
poo girl: "Japanese movies!!!!!!!!"
Birds and small woodland creatures suddenly die of a stroke or heart attack.

by MoloRolo February 26, 2012

Mama's girl

A female who's been coddled by their mother too long.

Mama's girl- Momma, can you bring me my gun? I'm gonna blow this guy's head off when I see him. Its his fault I had an awful day, it was terrible momma.
Mama's girls momma-Just take a nap and everything will be better. You're getting to be such a big girl now, you make momma so proud.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

Valley Girl

slang term for diazepam, aka valium.

lemme score a couple valley girls off you.

by mathyo December 28, 2005

Lax girls

The prettiest, most amazing girls who are really good at hyping people up. Not to mention they are pretty dope. They have extreme talent and it’s no doubting that they are the best. Nothing can get in their way when it comes to game time!

person 1: Did u see those lax girls!
person 2: yeah, they are way better than anyone else

by laxgirl1721 July 13, 2018