Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.

Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”

by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016

Fart

a smell gas that come from your rump, and kills your friends.

A Farts is a gas that kills people.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

joe mama likes farting

Fucking

I joe mama likes farting hate you

by p98ytrf March 22, 2022

Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force

I need to change my underwear after that covid fart

by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022

Fart

Fart in a balloon

"Fart in a balloon! See how much comes back!"

by Kongthemighty February 21, 2024