salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt

Jack sparrow is a salt monkey

by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022

Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .

Never monkey with another Monkeys Monkey.

by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022

There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

Monkey Apprentice

A monkey tower in the tower defense game series "Bloons TD" which hurls magical bolts of damage at bloons with low pierce.

"My Monkey Apprentices are very overpowered because of the Phoenix ability."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021