sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet

tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night

by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021

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Oony is a sour patch kid.

by Oons May 8, 2021

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dynasty kid

Generally, an 18 year old kid who inherits their parents company, meets with investors, and generally works with their parent’s company. Kid is only involved due to blood relation.

Man, did you see that young hotshot out there? Yeah, I think he’s a dynasty kid.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

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The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022

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iPad kid

Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.

I'm not a iPad kid but I can't eat without watching a video in the backround.

by TDSanta July 5, 2022

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