sex troll

Someone who has a developed head but an undeveloped body.

Did you see that sex troll the other day? It had my fathers head and a babys body!

by Kdail November 10, 2007

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Pencil Sex

When a man ejaculates inside a bucket, pours the bucket over his head, and drags his head across a female's body as if he was a pencil and the female was a piece of paper.

Bob: Want to have pencil sex?
Michelle: k.
Bob: OKAY IM GOING TO POUR THIS BUCKET OVER MY HEAD AND WRITE ON YOU
Michelle: k.

by Khagreytits September 7, 2014

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sex lights

Two words said together when a cops lights are on and flashing...'cause someone is gettin fucked. This is usually yelled to alert others of the popos presence

If you see a cop with his lights on just yell: SEX LIGHTS!!!

by Bob's your uncle September 21, 2006

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Ear Sex

To have sex in the ear. Could be for Gay, Lesbian or Straight and leading up to a Eargasm.

Steph: How do gay guys do it other then up the ass?
Matt: In the ear?
Steph and Matt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Steph: Thats our word now "Ear Sex"

by Matt'n'Steph July 8, 2009

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A competitive sport played in water between two teams of one player each. The game consists of four quarters in which the teams attempt to score goals by having sex the opposing team's goal. The team with the most goals at the end of the game wins the match.

Maeve: “So what’d you and Rohan do today?”
Emily: “Well Rohan had practice in the pool, so we just did waterpolo sex.”

by catlover4eva April 11, 2023

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