National Grab Ass Day

Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻

Guy:It’s National Grab Ass Day, wanna go?
Guy 2: Ew no you sick fuck, stop harassing women.

by Ew.... May 18, 2021

National blowjob day

On May 19th it is national blowjob day. So lets do your work

My guy it's national blowjob day

by James Hold1 May 18, 2021

National Appreciate yo homie day

When one has homie or family like love for one and other.

“Aye homie I appreciate you.” “You too homie I appreciate you.” “Happy national appreciate yo homie day.”

by handlebanker May 19, 2021

National No day

A day ere you say no to everything, saying no to not having sex and all of that is not allowed and gives you 78 days- 55 years in prison

Man 1: National No Day is where you say no to everything!
Man 2: I want some soda
Man 1: no

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

National argument day

Happy arguments day! On this great day everyone takes their anger out on you and everything goes to sh*t

"whats the day today?"
"National argument day!"

by Sabre.fox May 20, 2021

National Mo Bamba day

May 20th is national Mo Bamba day.

Hey it's national Mo Bamba day a day where we celebrate Mo Bamba the person and the song.

by @bigpasta420 May 20, 2021

National Offensive Day

The day to offend anyone you like

Can you believe it’s National offensive day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021