Big dick time

When you get so hard your dick curves away like skateboard ramp and you shag your sister because your to lonley to get a gf lonley cunt but still have a fun time

Hey step bro want to have a Big dick time

by Dylan gibbs March 18, 2022

Time Kinematics Theory

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.

before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.

by jeditimelord April 30, 2020

BK Time

A period in time during a multiworld or Archipelago video game randomizer in which one or more players have no actions in which they can take in-logic, so they opt to go to Burger King while they wait.

"Well I can't do anything until I get my Moon Pearl or my Morph Ball, so it's BK Time for me."

by FusionWarrior October 5, 2023

Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Dchris Time

The act of being 10 minutes late, to everything. And/or declaring you’re “On the way” only to leave 10 minutes after making that claim.

Damn dude, where is he? Shit, he’s running on Dchris time he won’t be here for another 10.

by burkmane July 1, 2025

Michael Standard Time

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.

Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.

by FullNation January 27, 2019