This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
by Havana farting la January 28, 2018
When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice
by Your Dude 67 January 22, 2021
A fart so toxic, it’s got all your dead ancestors big fart energy behind it and has the ability to kill the next three generations.
That toxic ancestral fart took out the next three generations of society and now it’s totally normal to marry your deformed 1/2 cousint.
by A Milli February 17, 2025
Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*
by Aquanae October 22, 2020
1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
by daveobot February 14, 2021
Raw Fart
When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”
When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”
by Alfy Squigglebottoms January 21, 2018