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Friendenema 

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.
I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.
Friendenema by I am the Travis January 21, 2015

friendterview 

(noun)-The first time that your closest friends meet the new person you're dating; to seek a friend's opinion of a romantic prospect; combination of "friend" and "interview"
Paul brought his new lady to the party, but everyone knew it was a friendterview.
friendterview by Joemomma77 May 13, 2015

friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.

friendly juices

Juices that come out when you squeeze your friends
"Let me squeeze you!"
"No! My friendly juices will ruin your grandmamas rug!"

friendly cuddles 

Cuddles with someone that isn't a love interest.

Friendly cuddles follow these guidelines

-clothed
-no kisses

-hands kept away from private parts

-no feelings towards one another
"Yo man, Britney and I totally hung out and we cuddled"

"Brad. She told me those were strictly friendly cuddles"
"Yeah man I know, but I still got to have her body next to mine"

friendjealous 

When you want your friends to be nice to one another but not to the point of extending that acquaintance into another independent friendship that does not involve you as the original friend of both parties.
Ex. Sher introduces Alison and Gillian because she wants them to be nice to each other so they can hang out in a group setting without conflict but she feels FRIENDJEALOUS when she finds out a week later than Gillian and Alison have gone shopping together without her.