Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Bitch I am A Rapist

May favorite catchphrase to whisper in women’s ears before I violently rape their insides out.

“Bitch I am a rapist” I whispered in her ear. As her face froze, my face grinned with glee. She tried to bolk, so I grabbed her harm and ripped off her clothes. I smashed her pussy hard and fast with fervent lust. Her cries and tears of pain served only to turn me on more and redouble my penetrative efforts harder. After half an hour of fucking and her eyes running out of tears to cry, I decided to give it a rest, packed up my things, and left her sobbing and sniffling. Boy the look of glee and satisfaction I had when I saw how thoroughly I improved her life for the better!

by Bad C dev December 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

No, i am a boy

A joke from @bigbagofpotatoes videos.

Video: The 10 hottest women in the world.

1.You

Le him: No, i am a boy!

by Impasta_Nina April 23, 2022

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025