Dick and Bail

A one-night stand. To fuck 'em and leave 'em.

Friend 1: "ay brah, how'd that date go?"
Friend 2: "cheya, gave 'em the ol' dick and bail!"

by Shitnibbler May 27, 2019

Dick Snorkel

Is when a female is blowing a man; she holds his dick pointed upwards as she places his balls in her mouth. Thus, creating a dick snorkel.

Yo dude, last night my wife was giving me a blow j with goggles on. I told her to hold my dick upwards and to suck on my balls. She was ready yo go swimming, she had on a dick snorkel.

by Stankowski November 9, 2017

Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.

by GregNelson29 September 7, 2023

Oliver’s dick

It’s quite large. Around 8-9 inches long and 3-4 inches thick

Damn, you gotta Oliver’s dick

by I’m better than Ryan January 29, 2021

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

Re-dicked

When the first dicking wasn't enough.

Kathy was unsatisfied with her lover and requested to be Re-dicked

by spookypooky December 31, 2014

dick stamp

To press the still wet tip of a recently ejaculated penis against a body part of another individual.

Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.

He dick stamped her ass right after he came.

by TheStamper December 13, 2018