Red Dragon

When your significant other misfires a romantic text and picture to you that was clearly meant for his mistress.

Jeff pulled a Red Dragon when he sent me that text and picture meant for his “other” girlfriend.

by Gigi Seagapo January 8, 2019

Red sus

If someone sees you vent and calls a meeting, you say red sus to deflict the conversation on a poor red dude. This also used In public lobbies in among us.

Red: I SAY CYAN VENT
Cyan: red sus
Orange: Red sus
Red was not the Imposter

by Justalonleygay69 December 31, 2020

super red

When a red haired man goes down on a red haired woman while she's on her period.

So my wife told me she was on the rag. But i still went super red on her.

by Waskly wabit. August 18, 2020

The Red Flip

Legend says that the Red Flip can save the planet. Also, it is being used as the soundest structure for bridges. Takes about five minutes and about six squirts of hairspray.

"Hey, baby, looking awfully HOT and SEXY today!"

"Yeah, I decided to rock the Red Flip!"

by Boehmski's Roommate July 23, 2009

Red and green

Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.

Red and green is what is on most people's minds most of the time.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009