cheese

a holy object made of pure matter that I worship

I worship cheese.

by cheeselord12 November 29, 2021

Microwave Grilled Cheese

Bread+Cheese+Bread+Microwave its good

i love a microwave grilled cheese. delicious

by conner price December 13, 2020

Cheese Hat

Only cool dudes wear a cheese hat

A hat that looks like cheese worn by the coolest and strongest of men a cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by celebs rock stars and big tough men

by VeryBigMuscleMan February 9, 2021

Swiss cheesed

To be exposed to something weird gross or disgusting you didn’t wanna see, faster than you could realize it was happening

“Dude I showed Jerry 2 girls one cup. Safe to say I Swiss cheesed him.”

by Boss hoss March 16, 2025

gone off blue cheese

When you leave blue cheese out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off blue cheese tastes like mold.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

The cheese

The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.

*slams desk* C H E E S E

I the cheesed myself last night.

by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 2, 2022