time distortion

The effect where time runs uncomfortably fast whilst sitting in front of computer surfing the Internet, in stark contrast to the slower passage of time experienced during a walk

I swear, every time I sit down to binge-watch videos, I experience time distortion—what felt like 30 minutes turned into three hours!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

once upon a time

A classic phrase used to introduce a story, often evoking nostalgia or a sense of wonder. It signifies the beginning of a tale that is either fantastical or deeply personal, suggesting that what follows is a narrative from a time long ago, filled with magic, adventure, or significant events.

It is widely claimed that once upon a time, a 17-year-old high school girl passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. That day, a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that she was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.

You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.

by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017

negitive playing time

when you not only get zero playing time in a game but also do things like fill up the water bottles

friend: dude how was the game ?

me: man it sucked, i got negitive playing time.

by mr.biggles1203 April 3, 2014

It’s rawr XD time

Say this to someone to either fuck, tell them your a furry, or get slapped. bitch slapped in fact

“It’s rawr XD time”

“Carol, what are you on?”
“Benadryl John, Benadryl”

by Invader zim fan ;-; November 25, 2020

of its time

Appropriate for its time.

Some reruns of television programmes with old-fashioned humour may come with a warning that it’s “of its time” as to not upset the current viewing audience.

by AwesomeGuy898 March 23, 2025

Door Time

The time in 2022 at which all of Harry Styles' fans opened a digital door.

5pm gmt
12pm est

"It's happening at door time."
"I can't wait for door time."

by chickenparm369 January 21, 2024