ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 5, 2022

Mom in the Prom

When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.

Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."

by thatbtsbitch January 15, 2019

ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 25, 2021

Your mom

OVERATED

I WAS IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT

by Creampie69-420 April 30, 2021

Your Mom

Body Count is cureently - 249204820482840248208402840284208028280280528058205820929105278597185362581748092834392039483920984732084792084302394830284203842038402384023843023840293480394830257827575329753258327589328528520628629862628

- Jake - "Mom, What's your body count"

"Might woman sit down for this one" - Your Mom

by Realfacts.om November 10, 2021

mom

they’re kinda dope but not really

“damn what a terrible mom”

by ur local simp May 10, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur mom is a phrase used to be funny or comical, people often use it when being sarcastic.

Who wants ice cream? Ur mom.

by someone is here writing things February 9, 2022