shit shuffle

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs

'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'

by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009

shit pull

When a friend or stranger is sitting down taking a shit in a public bathroom stall, you enter the bathroom and grab the persons legs from under the door and pull them out when they are in the middle of the shit, causing them to get piss and shit all over themselves

Guy 1: hey man, why do you have shit all over your pants

Guy 2: i was in the bathroom and somebody got me with a shit pull

Guy 1: oh yeah, that was me, lol

by SkytopAllDay April 25, 2010

bao shit

gangsta way of saying "bull shit".

yo B, I got 56% on my test today, thats BAO SHIT!!

your face is bao shit!

by 5extasy April 21, 2004

Shit tub

made up in my auto tech shop by tim to mean me. a tub of shit. tim is a douche bag.

"hey shit tub" (I look) "tim u douche"

by Bubba December 25, 2004

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015

a shit in the teeth

Used to describe an unfavourable situation or event. Derived from the old "beats a kick in the teeth" saying.

Well, isn't that just a shit in the teeth.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

Frankenstein That Shit

Frankenstein that shit is when you go to a grave yard, dig up a body and have sex with it until it comes to life and then you yell "IT'S ALIVE!!!!!"

Last night we drove past the grave yard and we totally saw some dude Frankenstein that shit!!! It was really creepy, have you ever heard the screams of the undead?! Yeah it was kinda like that.

by Ahwatukee George May 18, 2008