Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.
by McEEK January 3, 2016
Get the postcard mommug. A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.
by Dickshunharry June 23, 2021
Get the lulule-mommug. A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.
person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)
by totallynotarella April 20, 2022
Get the ur mommug. The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
Get the your mommug. a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.
can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.
also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.
can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.
also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.
person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom
person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom
you: your mom
person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom
by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019
Get the ur mommug. Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard
“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”
“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
by Genotype20 September 25, 2017
Get the Peter’s Mommug.