Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

do or die.

You're do or die is someone you'd do anything for or someone that would do anything for you even on the limit of death.

"Dude I love her man"
"You do?"
"Yeah, she's my do or die."

by msam𝓔ricana. February 4, 2024

Doing a Dale

When someone sneaks out of a party without saying anything. This phrase was invented by friends when my brother regularly sneaked out of parties early.

Where's Peter? Aww he's 'doing a dale'

by ElaMat February 4, 2024

Doing A Clay

when you have a conversation with yourself in a messenger group chat

he was doing a clay

by ImitationMexican February 6, 2024

ilheu do tomas

"ilheu do tomas" is a rather important island in the maldives, dating back to the 1600s. Although there are no inhabitants as of today, it was once populated by a group of individuals who called themselves the "tomasturbandonum".

I visited ilheu do tomas a long time ago and it was rather magnificent....

by Yummysalad February 8, 2024

doing OK

alright.

I was doing OK.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

I ain't do nothing

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something

"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
:nerd emoji:

by < ^ > v April 5, 2023