I have a penis
by UrboiShrek69 March 29, 2021

by Wayde024 June 2, 2018

by Ligmabalss October 10, 2020

by YourLeastFavoriteNerd February 20, 2021

A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...
teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
by HiggaChigga March 26, 2022

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.
by geniusssssss October 12, 2019
