Jack

Jack has an IQ of >40 and can barely breathe without needing assistance of a machine. Somehow he managed to get less than 24% on the recent maths test and is also diabetic.

"Have you seen Jack anywhere?"
"No. He probably died from diabetes."

by ___jackisdumb__ June 19, 2019

Jack

A tranny gay boi. always super short so you probably won’t b able to see them so make sure u don’t trip over. there always ranga so they have short tempers and works at cactus JACKS.

see that shorty(probs can’t bc there that short) he’s ranga and dyslexic he’s a jack for sure

by Not a ranga April 22, 2019

Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Kangaroo Jack

When you grab a girls ankles and jerk yourself off with her feet

I don’t love her if she isn’t down for a kangaroo jack.

by GreatestGuyAround November 2, 2025

Jack

Dies to fall damage.

"Holy shit! Jack your so bad at Fortnite, YOU DIED TO FALL DAMAGE!"

by Sterberoni March 3, 2023

Jack

in love with both Zach and George, he gets off frequently. his gae ness is very apparent, and he likes to play a game where he has no middle name and his last name is "off"

"Yeah i jacked off last night, what about it?"

"jack is so sexy."
"i like jack a lot."
"your mom."

by WACKADODDLE July 8, 2021

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024