penis

something your mom likes

mom: i like penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

penis nigger fart

penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles

“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”

by c420frl May 6, 2024

penis cone

The act of sticking ones penis into an icecream cone and having a partner eat it off

"Charlie gives one hell of a penis cone" said Tonia

by Kadafer November 17, 2017

Penis

Another word for your willy

I’m just scratching my penis

by Me lil j December 14, 2018

Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024