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Shiggle Nuts

To have sex with someone until you Cum and your nuts shake.
Oh, I have the shiggle nuts!
by SteveG75 November 12, 2020
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Nut Butter Gazpacho

When you’re giving a guy a blowjob while he’s sitting down, the balls create a natural bowl shape, enabling a shallow pool of precum and saliva to form. Then, once a formidable amount has built up, you deep throat him and slurp it all down.
Eddie made me a nice bowl of nut butter gazpacho last night. Scrumptious.
by SteadyEddiethebigshypisces December 19, 2022
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Nut sense

It is like ESP in your pants. It is the intuition that your nuts provide when you are debating whether or not you should "hit that."
My nut sense gave me the power to "get up on it.
by K'naanpower June 3, 2010
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deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem
tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it
by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017
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no nut November

try not to nut in the month November
by domeino9786 November 3, 2020
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Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"
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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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