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two eyes one girl

1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.
1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away
by airdrawndagger December 8, 2004
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One man popsicle stand

The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.
Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?

Guy2- Ya

Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say

Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds
by rowdy cowboy6912 January 2, 2011
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The ones who crashed facebook

Chelsea and Tom were spamming ange's picture with meanlingless chat on 1/15/2009 when the picture reached about 150 comments facebook went poof. And for about 3 hours pictures were invisible, pages were distorted, and a legend was born.... The Ones Who Crashed Facebook.
I was just about to write on my girlfriends wall when i got kicked off! GOD DAMN ID LOVE TO FIND THE ONES WHO CRASHED FACEBOOK IN PERSON AND KILL THEM
by stylezzZ` January 15, 2009
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City boys up one

the act of getting nudes from a girl and screen shorting for the boys.
Steve you have to put the City boys up one tonight
by championsquad April 12, 2020
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One punch man

A inferior version of overwatche's doomfist.
A bad anime.
by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017
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Two girls one cup

The undisputed "Sexiest Internet Video".
Two girls one cup contians to female pornography stars defacating in each others mouths.

The video caused much controversy due to it's extreme graphic content. ;)
Guy1: Hey man can you chill tonight?

Guy2: Nah man, I've been feeling lonley lately so I'm gonna go "do the busting" to Two girls one cup
by Elefeonte July 22, 2009
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yacked one out

Hey bro! Why are you so sleepy today?”

Yeah bro sorry, I yacked one out last night”.
by Bangkok thai May 25, 2018
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