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Penis Silk

She loved milking his schlong for his penis silk.
by Derker Derr February 17, 2023
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penis

Go to the mirror, if you look masculine. Pull your pants, youll see a stick(or worm if ur not as hard as a rock) and a sack with 2 balls. that thing, is ur penis.
Jenna: Hey mom, I think I have a penis!
Jenna's mom: How the f- UR A GIRL!
Jenna: I know, no need to remind me.
Jenna's mom: I'm gotta go talk to your father.
by Laxer35 February 21, 2023
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Nazi Penis

Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.
It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.
by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023
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Penis

A pee pee is a long (sometimes) meat stick that the homies clash together for fun (hehehe sword go cling clang)

Also interactable on
-Females
-The boys
-Glass
-Brick holes
-Teacher (male)
-Teacher (female)
-The homeless man on the street ($20 is $20)
Jackson: "wanna clash our penis's together?"
Addison: "hell yeah just let me un-sheath it"

*There will be blood starts playing*
by The cock chafer February 21, 2023
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penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.
Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"
by Alsmallballs December 24, 2023
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penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday
“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
it’s penis day!”
by penisnvagina December 27, 2023
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Penis

Something of mine my boyfriend likes to look at.
by ranchrammer81 December 27, 2023
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