cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.

Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

Bush Cheese

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.

Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!

by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

Cheese Frenchee

1. When you and a friend from Wisconsin have cheese curds in your mouth and when you French kiss, you swap curds

2. A deep fried grilled cheese

Once she shared that cheese frenchee, I knew she was the one

by Cheese Austin May 15, 2022

Cheese Keeper

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.

Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!

by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016

turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

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by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025