butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

whale time

jumping onto someone like a breaching whale

zach said whale time as he jumped onto his friend.

by eatasssmokegrass May 9, 2019

hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.

I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.

by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018

wizard time

Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.

So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.

by MinxaMinx February 20, 2011

perming time

Time spent with one another while finger twisting each other’s hair so intensely that permanent curls are made. Even jerry himself would be jealous.

The two handed twirlers placed perming time in a whole new perspective

by ScruffMcGruffs November 15, 2021

tab time

derives from - Tab (cigarette in newcastle upon tyne )

a period of time in which the individual smokes a cigarette

also available as allocated time in an individual's day in which to smoke a tab

eyy, yous goin outside for tab time?
yeah areet i'll 'ave a smoke

by welovelewiscapaldi August 3, 2019

M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.

“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”

by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021