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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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New England waterbirth

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower
“You’re lying”
Look it up
by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021
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are you new here

Something you say to somebody who is unfamiliar with something
Girl - “What’s 9+10?…. 21”

Guy - “What? No, it’s 19.”

Girl - “…Are you new here?”
by APpsychic November 8, 2022
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New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
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New deal high school

A school where kids dont know how to keep their mouth shut. A school where they are hoes and takes your mans with no hesitation #hell #hoesisanono
New deal high school is a school "where kids dont shut up and the worst place to be. Id rather beat myself with the books due to the teachers being so annoying" Yet when it comes to everyone else being" hoes and fakers"
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New Word

"this is a joke"
"oh yeah, i have to say it, so... new word!"
by VincentGo! November 5, 2018
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New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.
Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?
by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021
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