penis stuck

when you get your dick stuck in a door.

PENIS STUCK! PENIS STUCK!!

by morting April 9, 2025

penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

Penis Muffled

To gag on a penis or to choke on a penis or to get stuffed with a penis

I heared mateo got penis muffled

by your boi JONATHAN October 16, 2007

penis

a small, unopposable eleventh finger that protrudes from in between the legs of male humans and mammals.

hey kids, you manna see my penis?

by Nota qt December 1, 2021

penis

something very short and fat that is connected to a males ballsack

your mom likes small penis

by penis nipple April 20, 2017

penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.

Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!

by DiRT I Tiller May 12, 2018

penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018