deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Done his nuts in

When a male has fallen head over heels for a female

Oh the poor bloke has done his nuts in

by Vivid28 January 28, 2025

Bust a nut

When your older brother gets mad so he’s going to just a nut

Nick says “Guys I’m scared, you guys broke my older brothers Thor hammer… he’s going to bust a nut!”

by Taylorskye June 28, 2025

Slap Nut

Where a man or woman finds a man and slaps or grabs their nuts and can play with them or break them. The woman will usually slap the mans nut sack

Im going to slap nut tonight, I want his nuts!

by NormalNexus February 18, 2021

Metru nut

A large ejaculation, big enough to cover a city.

Person A: I’m going to Metru nut

Person B: No, it’ll go everywhere

by Davefigoni May 12, 2022

nut shit

nut shit

what's on the floor? oh don't worry that's just my nut shit.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

Nut Cream

Something being nutty, but as noun. Compare to cheesy and cheese bals.

Did you see that dog lick his ass? That's so nut cream!

by Yelo777 November 5, 2018