Deez Nuts

The person who got 9% of votes in the US 2016 Election

Did you know Deez Nuts did better than Kanye West did

by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020

Nasal Nut

To sneeze

Cindy sneezes
Tammy: God bless you Cindy!
Cindy: Wow 5 sneezes! I just busted a nasal nut!

by Wafflebender April 24, 2015

Garlic Nut

When you take your date out to Olive Garden more than 3 times in a week and then cum in their mouth.

Ben treated me to a Garlic Nut last week

by Dropflux September 15, 2021

Nut on soft

Verb
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.

I saw my son nut on soft the other day. lol. Boys will be boys.

by Baby cheeks7 March 6, 2019

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025

deez big nuts

a book about a squirrel called dees and has big nuts

deez big nuts has big nuts

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022

No Nut November

No Nut November, or NNN for short, is a challenge that is typically failed on the first day that consists of not Masturbating to the point in which you cum. However you may nut if it is due to a Wet Dream or sex with a member of the oposite sex.

Bro 1:Dude have you failed No Nut November yet?
Bro 2: Boi I failed day one and I know damn well you did too!

by Jimmy 6969 November 27, 2019