monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016

fingers

bones

look at those fingers

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Fertile fingered

When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her

How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her

by Jackhsgsgsg July 11, 2025

4 fingers up <3

putting 4 fingers up in a photo means you’re madly in love with anna wynn !!🙈

did you see how all y’all put 4 fingers up <3 for a tiktok? you’re in love with me!!😱

by YOUR DAD BROO May 3, 2022

finger fondeler

Some one who has sexual interactions by using his/her finger.

Oh him he’s a finger fondeler he likes to stroke them hard with his finger

by FireShotGamer December 13, 2017

Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)

“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”

by KettleKing June 23, 2025

Beef Curtain Fingers

When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.

Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.

by Courier657 November 28, 2022