Cheesecaking

The act of standing in front of an individual who is in a sitting or laying down position, and catching them by surprise by dropping your pants, spreading your cheeks and flatulating in close vicinity of the face.

Kirk's favorite prank to his unsuspecting victim's was a good old fashioned Cheesecaking.

"Hey! How'd you get those Morgan Freeman moles?"

"Oh, that's just the aftermath of a cheesecaking."

Cheesecaking by Karmaxp0p0 November 6, 2019

Cheese hair 

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

Cheese hair by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019

Cheese 

Cheese is a loaf of milk. Don't ever feed it to vegans. If you eat blue cheese what on earth is going on inside your head to make you do that!?

Oh look, cheese. I'd love to feed that to my vegan dinner lady.

Cheese by Lettuceandtomatoesarepeng November 16, 2019

Cheese 

A colored chunk. May have holes in the sides, or throughout the chunk. It is edible.

Juan: Hey did you eat my cheese?
Brenda: Yes
Juan: Oh ok :(

Cheese by iPutTheBiInBitch November 19, 2019

Cheesecake 

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew

Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?

Cheesecake by QOS_69 November 23, 2019

Cheese doughnut 

When a foreskin is so full of smegma you can push it off in the shape of a doughnut.

His dick was so dirty he made a cheese doughnut.

Cheese doughnut by Lime11 November 30, 2019

cheese dive 

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

cheese dive by magarina December 5, 2019