What's Your Name?

A more polite way of saying "Who the fuck are you?"

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Dragon.
Person 1: What an interesting name! Dragon who?
Person 2: Dragon deez nuts across yo face!

by Ice Crew Germ Other June 6, 2024

what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.

Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.

by Unbloated January 19, 2023

that's what she said

a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.

1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022

what up pine

what weston says

weston: hey rachel
rachel: what
weston: what up pine

by hugfromalyssa April 8, 2023

Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 26, 2022

"But what about...?

When a right winger, Conservative, or
Republican attempts to avoid an issue by a weak deflection.

Example: "But what about...? these
parasitic corporations and the ultra wealthy who pay zero taxes from whom you take large campaign contributions?
You know the shadowy billionaire financial vampires who suck the wealth out of the system, keeping us all in a financially anemic state!

"But what about...? (Fill in lame deflection topic here) the people who commit fraud by going to food banks when they have resources? Those are

the ones who burden society!!
A "But what about...?" deflection can often be an outright lie, or something made up that is preposterous. The function is to get away from the point that cant be defended.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 3, 2022

OwO What's This!? (Copypasta)

A Reddit copypasta, popularized by Senzawa who turned it into a rap.

OwO What's This!? (Copypasta) starts here:
Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

by 🎀超絶最かわ 🎀てんしちゃん December 8, 2024