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CAT

1) A true psychopathic stalker. A predator ironically lacking a killer instinct. Possible synonym for CAB
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the brain.
5) A musky purring pillow princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with one's proverbial menace: the dog
He's the CAT's meow!

CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by rats.

Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?

Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to cats. So I don't mine 'em
by ComeNSeeMe4Once March 31, 2021
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hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"
by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021
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Nanged the cat

When you fuck something up so badly you have "nanged the cat"

The origin of this tale leads to Fintan Morrison who once told his group of friends that his dad had decided to put down their dying cat by suffocating it in a barrel of nitrous oxide. (a very large nang)

This has then taken the form of a straightforward insult, where " nanged the cat" is in the equivalent of "you've really fucked up" so yeah
"You literally vomited into the beezys mouth last night fintan,

- Yeah, I really nanged the cat on that one"
by Nanged The Cat April 9, 2021
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Cat

Cat is a very reliable
by Fabean01 April 10, 2021
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cat

the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.
the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.
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Spraying like a cat in heat

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat
Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!
by K2021 April 12, 2021
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Cats

energetic monsters. they may be cute and funny but on the inside they are evil. the kittens are vicious, when they sleep they pretend to be angels. beware of the kitty demons. some of the many cats in the world are actually angels, but most are demons.
a kitten bit Sarah's hand right after being loved and pet. Sarah often has cats hurt her.
by Kitt777 April 13, 2021
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