Douche-Bag-Off

A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.

guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!

by stuck in the middle February 11, 2008

dog you off

chase you, fuck you up, run you off, bitch your ass

yo white sugar, get off my spot or my man will dog you off.

by WarlockKrill February 20, 2014

getting off at jolimont

choosing the option of jizzing on a girls back (last stop before the city) - instead of sending the swimmers through the city loop.

"hey brah do you want a rubber?"
"nah brah its all good - I'm getting off at jolimont anyway."

by Lock Dogg October 9, 2014

take the hat off

A girl grinding on a dude while holding her proverbial cowgirl hat in one hand

-so what did you and Daniel do last night?
-all we did was take the hat off

by drdestructo March 13, 2015

jack off july

You can jack off in July all you want

Jack off July is my favorite month

by Blackcardood December 22, 2018

Sound off below

Sound off below is most commonly linked with Jeffree Star's videos. It is the action of leaving comments on his video giving your option relating to what he is saying.

"This eyeshadow palette is lit what do you think, sound off below"

by maisxx January 27, 2019

Turkish rip off

The sexual act of inserting a Turkey leg into one's anus before masterbating.

May or may not include gobbling noises, based on cultural differences.

He's busy today, I think busy with the old turkish rip off.

by unforgiven4148 June 10, 2019