one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

one half gui-unit

A part of a gui-unit with values ranging from one to six. Often used in reference to poker chips.

I raise you a gui-unit and a half!

by hole-in-the-wall February 4, 2005

throw one's bones somewhere

1. To go to some place mainly for entertainment or sightseeing.

note: this phrase always has a meaning of a distance, so it can't be used for a type of a place, unless it's a specific place (Can't say "Let's throw our bones to the cinema", but can say "Let's throw our bones to Jam Hall")

2. Take a seat, especially when there is a choice what table/lobby sofa/seats in the airport/place for a picnic etc to occupy.

Throw one's bones somewhere:

If there are no better ideas let's throw our bones to the Dungeon Disco.

-- What?
-- I dunno... It's so crowded there...
-- Then let's throw our bones right here. No noise, no traffic - great table!

by Ebakvak May 24, 2009

count one for the home team

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.

<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team

by BOLIVER February 3, 2003

Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp

"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

pop one's champagne bottle

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010

one thrust nut bust

the inability to have sex for more than a few seconds
see also one pump chump

Glen: OHHHHHH!

Sandy: what??? it's already over? -___-

Glen: sorry for the one thrust nut bust, i've never done this before

by bigDjohnston69 August 26, 2011