YOUR Lesson 

Did you learn YOURS?

Hym "Did you learn YOUR lesson? Did you learn the difference between natural and imposed consequences yet? Because I didn't impose anything on anyone. You have to come here (where ever HERE is) to see me. That's something you're doing voluntarily. I told you not to do the thing that was going to get your kids killed. You did that deliberately. YOU, on the other hand, are trying to impose consequences on me, with authority you don't actually have, and using your kids a post hoc justification. So... What happened? What actually happened, you know, like, in actuality? Because... It looks like you tried to impose some consequences there and then incurred some natural consequences... I mean, at a glance. Right? That IS what happened there right? I mean, who knows! Maybe I'm just a delusional schizophrenic."

YOUR Lesson by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

budget lesbian 

when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7

Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag

budget lesbian by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025

Pansexual Lesbian 

When uve given up/have no interest in men romantically but would fuck.

Pansexual: can find anyone sexually attractive regardless of gender, but can have ‘types’, preferences, and of course doesn’t mean you want to fuck everyone lmao

Lesbian: while usually both applying to sexual/romantic desires for specifically non-men (ex: women, non-binary, genderqueer blahbalhablhah), when associated with pansexual will only apply to the non-sexual preferences a sapphic will have relationship-wise.

A: “idk i thought i was lesbian but i still kind of like some guys sexually?”

B: “yeah, i thought i was pansexual and panromantic, but im losing interest in dating or getting with a dude romantically.”

C: “damn yall might be pansexual lesbians”

D: “thats not real lmfao”

C: “nuh uh”

Pansexual Lesbian by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025

an lesbian 

Grammatically incorrect way of referring to a lesbian.

“Juliette was an lesbian.”

an lesbian by captaincrimson09 March 23, 2025

mspec lesbian 

“Mspec” is another term for “bisexual”, which means not exclusively attracted to any gender.

“Lesbian” means a woman exclusively attracted to any gender.

As such, an “mspec lesbian” is a woman who is not a lesbian but wants to culturally appropriate lesbians. This is clear from how self-proclaimed “mspec lesbians” try to justify their contradictory label by claiming that they are connected to lesbian culture.

See also: meat-eating vegan, non-dysphoric trans, Christian atheist

Mspec lesbians are a logical contradiction and cannot exist. Claiming they do is lesbophobia.

mspec lesbian by the riverside March 27, 2025

Friction-less Wipe 

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.

John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.

Friction-less Wipe by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

huzz-less 

1. Romantically bankrupt; describes a person who, despite effort, charisma, or delusion, receives zero romantic attention — not a single flirt, wink, or “wyd?” in sight.
2. Existing in a perpetual state of “no rizz.” May suffer from chronic invisibility in the dating pool. Synonymous with “gets no bitches,” but make it fashionably tragic.

“Bro wore Dior cologne and quoted Drake all night… still went home huzz-less.”

huzz-less by Clive Cyanide May 11, 2025